ANON: Look, Twilight. I’m fornicating with Dash’s mother. That’s why she’s so upset.
ANON: Do you know about the birds and the bees, Twilight?
TWILIGHT: Well, duh. I can identify every species as well as describe their life cycles. I know ever—
ANON: No, I meant, uh, baby making.
TWILIGHT: Baby making? Like where babies come from?
ANON: Yeah. Something like that.
TWILIGHT: My mommy always told me that when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they order a baby from Celestia’s baby factory.
ANON: Baby factory?
TWILIGHT: Yeah. The baby factory in Canterlot. She creates them with magic and separates them into multiple races. For ponies, the bestest mommies and daddies get the unicorns, while—-
TWILIGHT: Who what now?
ANON: Shhh. I actually want to hear this.
TWILIGHT: —while the second best mommies and daddies get the pegasi…
ANON: WHAT? SECOND BEST?
TWILIGHT: …and the third best ones get the earth ponies. The defective babies are given to the zebras. That’s why they rob things all the time.
ANON: Holy racial superiority, Batman.
Submitted by: theotakux